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Mione arrived yesterday and it was really nice to read theprsonla message! Thanks guys!

gill, I have pc cd entitled 'I can speak - 10 language pack'. It includes spanish. No idea what it's like but you're very welcome to it. I have another somewhere but can't find it...

Having read all this I feel brightened by the fact that the only blot on my Christmas - apart from still not being able to find my address book or Mum's so none of my cards have been posted! - is that Mum lost the plot Christmas Day, wanted to go home as her mam would be cross she'd been away so lon...

Fifty is fabulous?

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Er- any chance of the game continuing?

Would the Master prefer a white flag raised to a white handkerchief?

Thank goodness for that! I mean......

O worthy Cenwulf, I commend your insight and willingly pass on the staff and mantle of the Master. I wait on bended knee to hear the words of the Blessed One.

The humblest of apologies, O worthy students. Christmas shopping????? I was unavoidably detained - oh how i yearn for the days of the scribe, the stylus and the parchment. Blinking computers!!! Worthy Cenwulf, you are indeed perceptive. Your far seeing mind discerns that Browning is acceptable to th...

Perverse as it may seem, O SparkOut, and wishing no disrespect to our fathers, under this law the word is displeasing. However you are correct in your observation that to persist is to be undone.

Revered SparkOut, strangely the opposite is true. The feathers of chickens are pleasing to Buddha, useful as they are in bedding comfort for those who have little, whilst the stripes of tigers, whilst attractive to the eye, serve no other purpose than adornment.

Buddha prefers to take each day as a precious gift but if he was to choose he would indeed prefer burial in a coffin to having his ashes preserved in a locket.

Dear novice evilkeen, at his most austere the Buddha shuns both drink and food existing on nourishment from the inner soul.

Indeed, worthy SparkOut, your question is correct; though stubborn the useful camel finds favour and the obstinate mule does not.

Novice Kinglsey, you are correct in your suggestion that His Noteworthiness would prefer popcorn to ice-cream.

Esteemed Bunnylump, the Master prefers to go humbly barefoot, shunning both slippers and boots

Brother Scurra, you are correct in surmising that a stout coffer would be preferable to a locker.

Buddha has requested I provide a list of acceptable and unacceptable words. Forgive an inexperienced Master who has had to commune deeply with the Buddha to properly translate his meanings; I will have to decline tooters as too discordant. Buddha's Butterflies banner newspapers internet accommodatio...

I have returned from my retreat with many thoughts to occupy me - not one involves how many posts have been made on this site! The austere life leads Buddha to shun a room but be pleased to accept humble accommodation when offered. Coffee and tea are equally acceptable in moderation, Buddha has no t...

The Buddha abhors what is happening in the world today but no good is served by remaining ignorant of events. Both Newspapers and the Internet are useful tools.

The wise Bunnylump is correct on her surmise, I would indeed be honoured by a banner, and is irritated by discordant tooters

Sorry I had to edit this - twice!

You're quite right Scurra, I did barrel in there. I remember that as a very good rule in the other place. Apologies to all!


I am instructed to leave you with the message that the truth is there for all to find if the road to enlightenment is followed carefully.

My humble apologies. I am told by Buddha I must enter a retreat tomorrow to commune with my soul. (Actually it's a day of workshops on owning and community assets. I know how to have a good time.) I am reluctant to pass on Buddha's words of enlightenment until they have been finely tuned - nearly th...