Puzzlebrains

Daffy Duck on a dirty weekend calls reception and asks for a condom. The receptionist asks,"Shall I put them on your bill?"

Don’t be thupid I’d thufficate

Don't think so as the password has not come through yet. Just have to be patient.

Thanks to Sparkout and the giraffe who got me my avatar back. I'll remove that picture now David. Thanks

Thanks sparkout but now I'm really showing my ignorance. How do I get the reduced sized one to the avatar slot? Bunnylump, I'm the one dressed all in black.

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We named our oldest boy Lee. But when added to his surname whith a slight pause between sylables it sounds chinese. Lee Fow lie. Often take the mickey when we order a carry out.

Jim

Welcome aboard. The more the merrier. It's been said already but any help requierd just shout.

Jim

Why don't you leave it as it is and if anyone still can't see how to do a puzzle from the explanation in the book they could request it from either yourself or one of the other puzzlers.

Happy easter to all. No choclate eggs out here. Bah humbug.

Jim

All the best BB. Have a good one.

Jim

Thanks to all who have showed concern. Not due to go offshore till next Thursday. Puts a bit of a strain on things but got to look forward. Don't recognise any of the names of those lost but one of the lads works for the same company as me.
Again thanks.

Jim

Thanks to all for thinking of me on my 58th. I am at home but nothing planned. Just chilling out and trying to find the last 12 pictures of Lord Cornwallis in between watching the football scores coming in.

Jim

Thanks for all who have shown concern for my well being. I'm well and kicking. Sorry I did not reply earlier but have been busy over the last few days and was not on the site much and did not notice this post. That is the helicopters that I use to get back and forth so it is a bit scary but I'm one ...