Puzzlebrains

Yes, I've got mine!

Esteemed master - or do you prefer mistress - may I offer that simple things would please you but additional aggravation would give you a headache

Just as well there nobody else here or I'd probably get locked away!

It probably is! - but what brought on that remark?

That's great news! Hope you'll be very happy.

Most elegant giraffe, may I join you in your pit of despair

Esteemed master, as a total novice, should I seek enlightenment by reading and walking to commune with nature or would it be better to sit at home watching TV

Took a couple of minutes for the penny to drop

Hi there all. As usual I'm running a little late!
All I need now is to find help for the puzzles and I'll sit quietly for hours