Today I've mostly bin...

[Bunnylump]

AHEM

Could someone please explain to me how this has suddenly become the "bash the bunny" thread???

I'll have you know I am a respectable* married woman.

*Well, everything is relative...

It seems to have gone from me suggesting I apply 10000 psi to your soft bodily parts by the use of stilettos and being a fat bird, and all of a sudden I'm receiving CUSTOMERS**??? No. I don't think so. I'd get more for my body if I sold it by the pound.

** Don't have time. Too busy burying Jesters in my front garden and holding raves in his house...

And Clvrlad, I'm only offering him a whole world of pain. Which he deserves because he's a mucky minded wotsit. So beware!!!

[SparkOut]

No I'm not, and no she's not.
I think that's enough.
Apologies. Sincerely.

[Bunnylump]

Don't be soft. Everyone knows we're only joking. No offence taken.



...well, you are, anyway. I'd suggest full body armour from now on...

[Bunnylump]

ANYWAY...

my idiot son decided tonight would be a good night to invite some of his more idiotic friends round for a barbecue. They had just got the barbecue going and the heavens OPENED. Did anyone else get such torrential rain?? Anyway, they tried to carry the steaming barbecue with the hateful sausages and burgers on it all the way back down the garden (long garden with lots of obstacles). And because his MOST dodgy friend had been knocking back the beer, he dropped it all over the garden. So what did they do? They picked them up out of the mud, WASHED them, and put them on the grill.

I just left them to it. After all, one of them is studying medicine at Bristol, so he OUGHT to know how to avoid food poisoning...

More and more of them kept turning up (= house full of oiks), until eventually they all moved off to the pub. I was rather concerned to hear the dodgy one saying "I've only got £26. So I'd better stop at the cashpoint." NOT looking forward to their return later...

[pebbles]

Does your cat do it's business in the garden?

[Bunnylump]

Not usually. She's like all sensible cats who goes and uses the neighbour's garden.

[gill216]

Wondering if your posties will deliver, or have they've all taken a long weekend

Katsmom- I wrote a message to your postie on the envelope

[giraffe]

That sounds exciting.

[giraffe]

Postman has delivered something marked "Kingsley" but nothing else.

[gill216]

Who's the lucky girl then

Kingsley- think carefully before you share your package-in more ways than one. You may have gold in your hands.

Bribery springs to mind. Think of all those tasks you can get out of. No dishes= 1 puzzle. Fernando dusts your bedroom = 1 puzzle etc.

As the postie won't be back until Tuesday I think you could have a very easy Bank Holiday weekend!!!!

[kingsley]

Thank you. Giraffe and fernando are looking on enviously. The only thing is I can't see how to do any of the puzzles, and I can't find any hints either! Puzzles look great though!

[Scurra]

Hints will be posted in the forum. Eventually.

[kingsley]

I'll have to manage without for the time being then.

[gill216]

Think of the head start you have!!!!

[chazzie]

My postie has just arrived and all I got was a letter about pensions!

[kingsley]

Think of the head start you have!!!!

Well at this rate it won't be much of a headstart!

[MBH]

He must have know that you were delayed on the last one, and took pity on you

[Meet you on the dodgem cars - they're my favourite... but then again I haven't seen any of the puzzles]

[Scurra]

Alas, no Dodgem Cars made it to the Fair. Sorry.

[MBH]

No - that will probably be us banging into each other and ignoring the "No Head-on Collision" notices. As for "One way ONLY Around Route"

[Biscuit]

postie been and gone - no post for me although oh did say he might hide it due to the fact I should be organising and cleaning in readiness for a big family get together tomorrow.

Biscuit