Clever s*ds - help required please!!

[clvrlad]

well sparkout im quiet willing to explain im not an expert by any means
im just computer literate
and tech savy

warning techno gabble included mostly spolier
the people at work are still in the stone age
last month i did some over time taking calls for missed packed parcel/requests for extras notcied the printer wasnt working i
looked at the printers installed and noticed it was the old printer the one that had been replaced a few months back since a game on there had also gone i assumed the tech people had simple put an old image of the computers drive back on i just told it that the printer i wanted to use was on the network called stockton-color3 and low and be hold it worked
when it came for me to go the supervisor who's job id been doing since he was busy driving and delivering papers came to replace me and said oh you got the printer working then it wasnt yesterday...

[SparkOut]

You ought to make a puzzle out of this!

Hands up who wants a technology issue of Puzzlebrains sometime soon?

Ow! Ow! Everybody stop throwing those stones at me!

[kathlyn]

that was no stone, it was much bigger

[SparkOut]

OW! OW!

[Bunnylump]

Oh don't worry. I like some things which would send most people into a catatonic state. Bridges spring to mind... I can get quite enthusiastic about a nice bridge...

[tricia]

Bunny you are becoming quite sadistic - I DONTdo bridges I hate bridges especially high ones - Do not put any puzzles with bridges because I cant look........

Tricia

[Bunnylump]

WOW I've never had such a violent reaction to a nice bridge!!

See guys, Tricia wants you to talk to her about dongles and usb ports and... um .... things.

[Looby]

I'm sure another puzzle concerning underground railways with pictures could be arranged

Or something like "If 3 people and locked into cupboards, which one screams first?"

[clvrlad]

well we could do a canel one...combine bridges and long dark tunnels

[kathlyn]

well we could do a canel one...combine bridges and long dark tunnels

NO!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Looby]

What a good idea!

Assuming there aren't any nasty high viaducts

[kathlyn]

Where's the toy box when you need it?

[Looby]

I took the lock and threw away the key!

[Bunnylump]

Don't worry. My bridge fetish only extends to looking at them from afar. No walking across them and looking downwards would be required - because otherwise I'd be sick. And after all, you can only get to admire how lovely bridges' constructions are FROM THE SIDE.

Yes, I really am that sad. And now I'm up for confessions, I have a very slight soft spot for Mark Benton. There. Now (almost) all my dirty secrets are out in public.

[clvrlad]

so suggesting the Barton Swing Aqueduct would be a no no ?

[chazzie]

sounds well dodgy to me -- just off to google to see what it looks like - said she who couldnt get on the London Eye...

[Bunnylump]

. Edited in the interests of good taste.

Sorry I was getting lary.

[MBH]

Well -- that started me doing some Googling... Didn't recognise the name Mark Benton but I know him from the adverts - making the TRUTH funny.

And the creation of Barton Swing Aqueduct earns it's place in Clever s*ds cause that is nice (and not particularly high).. Puts me in mind of our own Tyne Swing Bridge. (Not particularly high at all)

[Bunnylump]

SEE. Perfect side view of interesting bridge. Good choice Clvrlad.

And just so you can all join in on the joke, this is Mark Benton

[LAT]

But what is the connection between him and bridges?

Am I being thick again?