Today I've mostly bin...

[gill216]

Note the number in your directory and if s/he does ring again answer as if you are a recorded message. " This number is no longer in use. My new number has been sent via email/ text to anyone I want to have it. Many apologies, some idiot gave the old number out to a stupid parent. "

[Laura]

Well, trust me, I'll be having words at school tomorrow!

[LAT]

Like your style Gill.
Seriously Laura that is appalling. I can't believe the school would do that.

And strep98 enjoy the bath and drink, hope everything sorts itself out for you (and the kitten)

[strep98]

Wouldn't mind about the kitten, but son's girlfriends mother bought it for her after they threw her out of the house at 16 with nowhere to go, but my lads bedsit and left her with no money, so to "make it all Ok" she bought the kitten and expected my son to keep both of them. So personally I think they should pay the vet bill especially after I've just paid for the deposit on a flat for them.

[Bunnylump]

Some people!!!

[LAT]

Some people!!!

couldn't put it any better

[fernando]

will take the bath and stiff drink, chocolate off the menu till Easter (bloody Lent)

I too am struggling with lent except with me it is not chocolates that i have given up,it's Biscuits. It has not been helped by Kingsley and Lally whenever they eat biscuits, make sure they do it in front of me and say MMMMMM very loud.

[clvrlad]

hmmmmm chocolate biscuits
think ill have one or seven now..........

[LAT]

My daughter always puts me to shame each lent. This year she has given up all snacks between meals and all puddings except fruit or yoghurt. Oh, and Facebook!! So she could have a chocolate croissant for breakfast but not as a snack or as a pud.

[fernando]

Clvrlad

[Bunnylump]

See. There are advantages to being a devil worshipper. You don't have to do lent!!!









(I'm not REALLY one btw, just in case anyone wondered...)

[LAT]

See. There are advantages to being a devil worshipper. You don't have to do lent!!!

(I'm not REALLY one btw, just in case anyone wondered...)

needed the magnifying glass for that! My daughter isn't religious at all, just does it to see if she can.

[clvrlad]

lol well she could just be practising for diets later on

[LAT]

and that's the other thing, she doesn't need to at all, she is delightfully slim.

[dcfanjo]

catching up on work emails (400!!!)

[clvrlad]

delightfully thin?


you mean skinny... lol well she'll find quiet a few men will like someone with something to cuddle

i like curves lol

[MBH]

... hiding my friend's birthday presents.

Our mate (who buys me the particularly good books for my birthday / Christmas) is stopping at our house and it is HIS birthday. He is a swine to buy presents for because when he sees books, comics, etc he wants - he buys them So I bought an 'ordinary' present, but had an idea.

ALSO - my wife had no idea what he was talking about (a few weeks ago) when he mentioned Purple Ronnie poetry.

So I got a card for him which reads:

You know you're getting old,
And things are turning rotton.
When hair starts falling off your head,
And sprouting on your bottom.

Then on the back I wrote:

More poetry for prezzies:-

Into the garden you must rush,
To find an aged bird in a butterfly bush

Then out in the garden, in the buddlea, I placed a bottle of Old Speckled Hen beer - with a note stuck to it:

Next to the kitchen you must fly.
Think "small" and indicate "Bye Bye".

In the kitchen, hidden in the microwave was a bottle of Bombadier beer - with a note stuck to it:

Upstairs, rear, up a height,
A terrorist hides in plain sight

And in the rear bedroom on a high shelf was a bottle of Bomber beer - with a note stuck to it:

{Oh Great - you're all saying it in chorus now }

Their films may be panned - but none the less
They may feel flushed with their success.
"Where's it hidden?", mutters You,
I'll try to give you one big c-lue.

So going to another room, hidden behind the toilet, was a bottle of Directorsbeer - with a note stuck to it:

Now you've found all on the list,
Please don't sit there and get......

.... and it looks like the pen ran out of ink there.




He enjoyed finding his presents

[Bunnylump]

Excellent fun, and excellent presents!

[Looby]

...at Twickenham watching England stuff the French!

[LAT]

Oh brilliant. bet it was great to be there!