I have three 21 year olds here who are asking riddles. Anyone know any I can try out on them?
I've done the
What's brown and steaming and comes out of Cowes
What goes up a chimney down but not down a chimney up...
riddles
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what has the the strength of 10 men
is the length of 10 men
and yes can be carried by one man?
a rope
is the length of 10 men
and yes can be carried by one man?
a rope
There are 10 kinds of people in the world
Those who understand binary, and those that don't.
DVP anon member........errr what was it again.....
Those who understand binary, and those that don't.
DVP anon member........errr what was it again.....
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two men fishing in a boat in a river
the boat suddenly turns over and both men go fall in
yet not a single man got wet
how?
both were married men and so not single
the boat suddenly turns over and both men go fall in
yet not a single man got wet
how?
both were married men and so not single
There are 10 kinds of people in the world
Those who understand binary, and those that don't.
DVP anon member........errr what was it again.....
Those who understand binary, and those that don't.
DVP anon member........errr what was it again.....
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A Father and his Son are hurt in a car crash - slight injuries to the Father more severe to the Son. Both rushed to hospital.
The Father is treated at the minor injuries area while the Son is rushed through to the Emergency Consultant Surgeon. The Surgeon's immediate response is "I can't treat him - that's my Son".
How is this possible?
The Surgeon is his Mother.
The Father is treated at the minor injuries area while the Son is rushed through to the Emergency Consultant Surgeon. The Surgeon's immediate response is "I can't treat him - that's my Son".
How is this possible?
The Surgeon is his Mother.
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Brilliant. Thank you. 
You're only given a little spark of madness. You mustn't lose it.
“Tomorrow is always fresh, with no mistakes in it yet.”
“Tomorrow is always fresh, with no mistakes in it yet.”
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what's black and white and re(a)d all over
a newspaper.
this works better aloud than written!
a newspaper.
this works better aloud than written!
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They squirmed when I said "What's pink and hard in the morning?"
Financial times crossword
Financial times crossword
You're only given a little spark of madness. You mustn't lose it.
“Tomorrow is always fresh, with no mistakes in it yet.”
“Tomorrow is always fresh, with no mistakes in it yet.”
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Well if we're going there...
What's pink and wrinkled and hangs out your trousers?
Your mum.
What's pink and wrinkled and hangs out your trousers?
Your mum.
Never put off till tomorrow what you can do the day after tomorrow.
All of my puzzles are simple and obvious. For certain values of "simple" and "obvious".
All of my puzzles are simple and obvious. For certain values of "simple" and "obvious".
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another oral one
there were some twins
the first was 20 the second was 22
and the first married the second
how is this possible?
the first was 20 the second was 20 too
the first was a priest and married the other
there were some twins
the first was 20 the second was 22
and the first married the second
how is this possible?
the first was 20 the second was 20 too
the first was a priest and married the other
There are 10 kinds of people in the world
Those who understand binary, and those that don't.
DVP anon member........errr what was it again.....
Those who understand binary, and those that don't.
DVP anon member........errr what was it again.....
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Well if that's the direction your going then:Bunnylump wrote:They squirmed when I said "What's pink and hard in the morning?"
Financial times crossword
What's long and slim and full of seamen.
A submarine
I can see Scurra being in trouble for HIS last one
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That's what I thought!! Shall I check him for signs of beating when I see him on Saturday?You're only given a little spark of madness. You mustn't lose it.
“Tomorrow is always fresh, with no mistakes in it yet.”
“Tomorrow is always fresh, with no mistakes in it yet.”
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What have I got in my pocket?
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Handses?
Never put off till tomorrow what you can do the day after tomorrow.
All of my puzzles are simple and obvious. For certain values of "simple" and "obvious".
All of my puzzles are simple and obvious. For certain values of "simple" and "obvious".
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I'm not totally sure I want to know...SparkOut wrote:What have I got in my pocket?
You're only given a little spark of madness. You mustn't lose it.
“Tomorrow is always fresh, with no mistakes in it yet.”
“Tomorrow is always fresh, with no mistakes in it yet.”
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Don't know the answer to this one but if you're still looking for kiddies riddles than Daniel won a T shirt for this one. He got the biggest cheer from the smallies.
Whats yellow and smells of bananas?
Monkey sick
Whats yellow and smells of bananas?
Monkey sick
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Now, THAT is about the right level for my son and his friends!! You're only given a little spark of madness. You mustn't lose it.
“Tomorrow is always fresh, with no mistakes in it yet.”
“Tomorrow is always fresh, with no mistakes in it yet.”
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one ring?SparkOut wrote:What have I got in my pocket?
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I reckon Sparkout has in his pocket
his hand!
Im trying not to think of the other obvious thing
his hand!
Im trying not to think of the other obvious thing
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Why do firemen wear red braces?
To hold thier trousers up
Why do birds fly south for the winter?
Coz it's too far to walk
How many beans make five?
Two beans, two half beans, a bean and a half and half a bean
What's big and red and eats rocks
A big red rock eater
BB
To hold thier trousers up
Why do birds fly south for the winter?
Coz it's too far to walk
How many beans make five?
Two beans, two half beans, a bean and a half and half a bean
What's big and red and eats rocks
A big red rock eater
BB
Durin' "Africa", I Are Mostly Bin Playin' - "Nile be watching you".
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Love them BB
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