Puzzlebrains

I have three 21 year olds here who are asking riddles. Anyone know any I can try out on them?

I've done the
What's brown and steaming and comes out of Cowes
What goes up a chimney down but not down a chimney up...

what has the the strength of 10 men
is the length of 10 men
and yes can be carried by one man?

a rope

two men fishing in a boat in a river
the boat suddenly turns over and both men go fall in
yet not a single man got wet
how?

both were married men and so not single

A Father and his Son are hurt in a car crash - slight injuries to the Father more severe to the Son. Both rushed to hospital.

The Father is treated at the minor injuries area while the Son is rushed through to the Emergency Consultant Surgeon. The Surgeon's immediate response is "I can't treat him - that's my Son".


How is this possible?

The Surgeon is his Mother.

Brilliant. Thank you.

what's black and white and re(a)d all over

a newspaper.

this works better aloud than written!

They squirmed when I said "What's pink and hard in the morning?"
Financial times crossword

Well if we're going there...

What's pink and wrinkled and hangs out your trousers?
Your mum.

another oral one

there were some twins
the first was 20 the second was 22
and the first married the second
how is this possible?
the first was 20 the second was 20 too
the first was a priest and married the other

Bunnylump wrote:They squirmed when I said "What's pink and hard in the morning?"
Financial times crossword

Well if that's the direction your going then:

What's long and slim and full of seamen.

A submarine



I can see Scurra being in trouble for HIS last one

That's what I thought!! Shall I check him for signs of beating when I see him on Saturday?

What have I got in my pocket?

Handses?

SparkOut wrote:What have I got in my pocket?

I'm not totally sure I want to know...

Don't know the answer to this one but if you're still looking for kiddies riddles than Daniel won a T shirt for this one. He got the biggest cheer from the smallies.

Whats yellow and smells of bananas?

Monkey sick

Now, THAT is about the right level for my son and his friends!!

SparkOut wrote:What have I got in my pocket?

one ring?

I reckon Sparkout has in his pocket

his hand!

Im trying not to think of the other obvious thing

Why do firemen wear red braces?
To hold thier trousers up

Why do birds fly south for the winter?
Coz it's too far to walk

How many beans make five?
Two beans, two half beans, a bean and a half and half a bean

What's big and red and eats rocks
A big red rock eater

BB

Love them BB

What are flip flips? Sandals for a person with two left feet