I was sent an email today headed Irish Medical Dictionary - The Irish have the lowest stress te because they do not take medical teminology seriously.........
Artery - The study of paintings
Bacteria - back door to the cafeteria
Barium - what doctors do when patients die
Benign - what you be , after you be eight
Caesarean section - A neighbourhood in Rome
Cat scan - Searching for kitty
Cauterize - made eye contact with her
Dilate - to live long
Enema - not a friend
Fester - quicker than someone else
Fibula - a small lie( I did like this one
Labour pain- Getting hurt at work
Morbid - a higher offer
Nitrates - Rates of pay for working at night
Outpatient -A person who has fainted
Pelvis - second cousin to Elvis
Rectum - nearly killed him
Secretion - hiding something
Tumour - one plus one more
Urine - opposite of your out
Hope you like themTricia
