Puzzlebrains

Good, I've grabbed your attention because I've created a new subject.

Here is where we (as in David and I and our many many helpers and puzzlers) are going wrong. Tongue in cheek obviously.

I have been requested to be , and have been accepted, as a tester on a Facebook game I often play.

This is the first set of instructions numbered 1-4. Black is the given, red is my immediate, without thought, response with regard to PB.

!. Read the Scenario. What flippin scenario? Here are the puzzles just get stuck in.
2. Think out loud. Sorry, don't do thinking out loud. However, I can swear out loud, frequently do so and in fact I am capable of a much greater volume upon request.
3. Follow instructions. What instructions??????
4. Complete each task. You for real pal?

This made my day.

Some of the instructions on games really do take the biscuit, don't they?

I always forget to read the instructions (or can't be bothered) on games, and then wonder what the little icons are for and how you use them.