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Re: Illnesses and Injuries....

#121 Post by strep98 » Wed Dec 09, 2009 7:52 pm

When I see her again next week I'll take a small joint with me, what would you suggest topside, brisket or a shoulder of lamb :lol:
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#122 Post by MBH » Wed Dec 09, 2009 10:25 pm

How about offering her a "knuckle sandwich" :(

I always like the opening line (usually with Dentists) "We're not going to hurt each other - are we?" :D


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#123 Post by brian » Wed Dec 09, 2009 10:34 pm

Just read this topic.
My sympathies to everyone who has contributed especially to spark out -- that sounded horrendous.

On the recent comments about injections - I had both knees done (three injections into each knee) by the physio lady and she swore that she was injecting WD 40. (And I didn't feel a thing)
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#124 Post by Bunnylump » Wed Dec 09, 2009 10:47 pm

Probably because she really was injecting WD40... :lol:
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#125 Post by brian » Wed Dec 09, 2009 11:09 pm

And there is always the reason that she is rather attractive and one doesn't like to squirm and bang ones head against the wall when a nubile young lady is stroking your knees!!
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#126 Post by Bunnylump » Wed Dec 09, 2009 11:12 pm

:lol: :lol: :lol: Now we all know how to keep Brian under control ladies!!
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#127 Post by clvrlad » Wed Dec 09, 2009 11:42 pm

id be careful bunny MBH has given Ann lessons with her walking stick ;-)
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#128 Post by Bunnylump » Wed Dec 09, 2009 11:46 pm

Cor, I bet she's formidable when armed with that. MBH what have you done? Been giving baton twirling lessons again? It'll be pompoms and cheer leading next... :twisted:

(I really am playing with fire here with a martial arts man aren't I? but I like living dangerously.) :twisted:
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#129 Post by clvrlad » Wed Dec 09, 2009 11:57 pm

oh i dunno he's a push over really
just show him the next mag' and he'd be distracted ;-)
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#130 Post by Bunnylump » Thu Dec 10, 2009 12:03 am

Oh I doubt if he's that sad. :lol: :lol: Quite what anyone would have to show him for him to be a pushover is a question I for one would not be prepared to ask... :lol:
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#131 Post by MBH » Thu Dec 10, 2009 12:30 am

MBH takes cheeky sister in a level 3 ear-lock and has a quiet word!

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#132 Post by giraffe » Thu Dec 10, 2009 9:12 am

At least there is plenty of ear to lock with a bunny.
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#133 Post by Bunnylump » Thu Dec 10, 2009 2:47 pm

OUCH! :o
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Re: Illnesses and Injuries....

#134 Post by brian » Thu Dec 10, 2009 10:33 pm

Whose taking bets on the result of this tussle?
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#135 Post by Bunnylump » Thu Dec 10, 2009 10:38 pm

He wouldn't stand a chance Brian. :lol:
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Re: Illnesses and Injuries....

#136 Post by Scurra » Thu Dec 10, 2009 11:29 pm

Participants aren't noted for their objectivity though.

Whereas everyone knows that I am a completely fair and impartial judge, and I reckon that the Bunny is indeed doomed.
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#137 Post by Bunnylump » Thu Dec 10, 2009 11:48 pm

THAT is just wishful thinking. :lol:
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Re: Illnesses and Injuries....

#138 Post by Scurra » Thu Dec 10, 2009 11:52 pm

Which part? OK, I accept that not everyone will consider that I am etc. etc., but I stand by the rest of it :D
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#139 Post by Bunnylump » Thu Dec 10, 2009 11:59 pm

What? That I'm doomed? Have you suddenly morphed into Fraser from Dad's Army? :lol:

Anyway, where's the King of the Swingers when you need him to get involved in a punch up just to prove me RIGHT? I think he's HIDING. :lol:
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Re: Illnesses and Injuries....

#140 Post by Scurra » Fri Dec 11, 2009 12:07 am

Well I suspect that's easily explained - he's conveniently shut in a crate next to the one SparkOut is in...
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