Puzzlebrains

Ok. The idea of this one is fairly straightforward. Each post must continue the story with exactly six words. They can be anything (within the rules of the forum!) as long as they continue the story in a reasonably understandable way. You cannot reply to your own post, but must wait until someone else has posted. I'll start us off with...


Once upon a time, in a

secluded corner of a very large....

stately home, Edgar was polishing his....

wooden leg while his rather inebriated...

butler tottered over with a new...

bottle of brandy. Here you are

"that should put hairs on your..

marmite sandwich." He said, surrepticiously taking

a rather large bite of the

one he was holding in his

'specially created bionic arm which he

had puchased from e-bay because it

was such good value at only

Sorry, ending the longest sentence in the world here.

£49.99 plus postage and packaging. He

one arm and a leg. He

looked wearily up, just in time

to catch a glimpse of a

skull wearing a jester's hat sneaking

past the open window. What the