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Stupid Road Names

#1 Post by giraffe » Thu Oct 08, 2009 6:09 pm

We were sat at some traffic lights this afternoon and became aware the the road off to the right was called

Bumblehole Meadows

I just wondered what other really daft road names were out there?

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#2 Post by tricia » Thu Oct 08, 2009 6:50 pm

My aunt in Much Marcle used to live in a house on Watery Lane. There is also a village near loch Lomond which has an area known as bogend! :lol:
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#3 Post by giraffe » Thu Oct 08, 2009 6:58 pm

We have a friend whose Road is called "Cock-a-dobby" no Road or Street after it, just Cock-a-dobby! And another friend lives in Lugtrout Lane which always used to cause much mirth. Where do they get them from?

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#4 Post by Cenwulf » Thu Oct 08, 2009 7:56 pm

There are a few bizarre streets local to me.
There's Wooperton Street, Avenue Road, Jesty's Avenue, Cross Road, Lynch Lane, Quibo Lane, Short Road, Whynot Way, Higher End, Great Western Terrace, Rocky Knap, Bodkin Lane, Puddledock Lane and Roman Road, and one street is called Mawdywalls.
On Portland are Avalanche Road and Bumpers Lane.
Head to Dorchester, and find Brutus Close, Martyr Close, Smokey Hole Lane and even Monkey's Jump Roundabout!

And there's a little cluster of cottages called Knights in the Bottom!
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#5 Post by kathlyn » Thu Oct 08, 2009 7:57 pm

The one I like locally is Dobbin Horse Lane.
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#6 Post by MBH » Thu Oct 08, 2009 8:31 pm

Since I work in Hetton-le-Hole, I'm still waiting to see how tough the male kids grow up that live in Fairy Street :roll:

In the Gateshead area Busty Bank usually raises a smile :mrgreen:

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#7 Post by Laura » Thu Oct 08, 2009 9:05 pm

I have a pupil who lives on Carsick Road.

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#8 Post by LAT » Thu Oct 08, 2009 10:09 pm

When we first lived in Hong Kong we lived in Pak Fuk Road :shock:

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#9 Post by Bunnylump » Fri Oct 09, 2009 12:27 am

Loving some of these. My favourites locally are Uranus Avenue and Cherry Bounce. :D
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#10 Post by strep98 » Fri Oct 09, 2009 7:28 pm

Hellevoetsluis Way, None of the locals can say it so we call it Hell of a Way
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#11 Post by giraffe » Fri Oct 09, 2009 7:35 pm

There is a housing estate round here where all the roads begin with D and another where they all begin with H. Now what sort of a stupid idea is that? So you have Danesfield Close next to Deansfield Way etc. I pity the poor Postman. It doesnt seem to have caught on as an idea. :lol:

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#12 Post by Laura » Fri Oct 09, 2009 9:08 pm

We have Broadway in Wakefield. It's not a stupid roadname, but it really doesn't live up to the image the name creates!!! I mean, it is broad, but its really not like the famous Broadway.

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#13 Post by gill216 » Sat Oct 10, 2009 4:01 pm

MBH- What about the villages of Once Brewed/ Twice Brewed & Pity Me?
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#14 Post by fernando » Sat Oct 10, 2009 5:42 pm

Laura wrote:I have a pupil who lives on Carsick Road.
:lol: :lol: :lol: Thats a good one :lol:

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#15 Post by Laura » Sat Oct 10, 2009 6:31 pm

Actually, I looked it up and its Carsick Hill Lane, but funnily enough it was the Carsick bit that stuck in my memory!

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#16 Post by BassBloke » Sun Oct 11, 2009 8:43 pm

In the last place I lived we had 2 dirt/farm type tracks. One was called Long Lane and the other was Short Lane.

You've guessed it; Long Lane went for about a mile or so and ended at a lake. Short Lane went all the way to the next village roughly 4 miles away.

Also, we have a Jerusalem in Lincoln. It's not immediately recognisable as middle eastern and/or sun baked though.

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#17 Post by kathlyn » Mon Oct 12, 2009 9:04 am

We have a Long Lane near us and it is long, 7 miles long.
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#18 Post by SparkOut » Mon Oct 12, 2009 9:59 am

Makes me wonder how long "Seven Mile Lane" really is!

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#19 Post by Redfraggle » Tue Oct 13, 2009 10:29 pm

Northern Ireland has got to win hands down for weird street names.

My favourite is Semicock Road. It makes me laugh it's so rude. I wouldnt live there even though they are beautiful houses!!! :lol:

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#20 Post by Bunnylump » Tue Oct 13, 2009 10:43 pm

Actually, we do have Alldicks Road near here too! :lol:

Mind you, some of the "twee" names they seem to come up with are just as stupid, but in a different way. I'm thinking of "Lyrical Way" for example. :roll: We also have a grotty trading estate called "Paradise". And then there are the ones where they are just trying to be funny, for example, in Luton I noticed a business park called "Capability Green". :lol:
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