That's amore

[Looby]

Received this today - can you add any more?

When the moon hits your eye, Like a big pizza pie,
That's amoré.

When an eel bites your hand, And that's not what you planned,
That's a moray.

When your horse munches straw, And the bales total four,
That's some more hay.

When a Japanese knight, Uses his sword in a fight,
That's Samurai.

When your sheep go to graze, In a damp marshy place,
That's a moor, eh?

When you ace your last tests, Like you did all the rest,
That's some more "A"s!

When on Mt. Cook you see, An aborigine,
That's a Maori.

When the ball hits your head, and you're sitting in row Z,
That's Zamora.

When the drink of your choice is a cold Smirnoff Ice,
That's a bit gay.

Fruit juice mixed with ice served for afters is nice,
Thats a sorbet.

[clvrlad]

when your radio's on, and its playing di dah
thats a morse a

[Cenwulf]

When you're watching TV, the Pub Landlord you see,
That's Al Murray

When you're looking at hoards of shields, lances and swords
That's armoury

When some cars do pass by and a Nissan you spy
That's Almeira

When somebody asks why and it's hard to reply
That's umm... aah.. eh?

[MBH]

Wonderful stuff How about:

Seeing canvas by Claude, that you're sure is no fraud,
That's a Monet

[LAT]

Eating fish with a sauce (with some cheese in of course)
That;s a Mornay.