Christmas non- rhymes
The following clues will each lead to a two word answer; both words end with the same letters, so really should rhyme, but don’t!! For example: DEMON LEMON.
1. A Christmas proposal of marriage might do this?
2. I went to put on my blusher for the Christmas party, and the foam had fallen off the applicator. So I had to do this.
3. I’m so upset. When making my pastry, I accidentally broke my favourite kitchen implement. I’m now having to do this…
4. I made my decorations very green this year. In fact they are:
5. Actually, the reindeer smelled like this after he had eaten the door decoration!
6. It’s nice to have the girls home for Christmas, at the moment, all I can hear is…
7. It’ll be so difficult to cook my turkey this year. Following a serious accident with an axe, we now have a…
8. Father Christmas has so many noisy lice crawling around in his facial hair, when he was coming down the chimney I…
9. AAh, there is a flame-haired caroller outside. In fact, she’s a…
10. WHO ate the last mince pie? It’s all very well being affable, all I’m getting is a…
11. Over there, the Magi were awestruck by the miraculous star.
12. A part of the knobbly Christmas tree?
13. Hand out a number of golden rings.
14. Oh look at that, kids. Dad has got cranberry sauce all over him. I need a volunteer to be a…
15. I’ve got a burned bit on my tummy. When I made those mince pies, I really shouldn’t have…
