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Re: The things kids say

#101 Post by Bunnylump » Sat May 01, 2010 12:51 am

:lol: :lol: :lol: I would have done exactly the same! In fact, I did, when my stupid son had his ear pierced and it went green... :roll: I also laughed when his eyebrows that he shaved off one night itched when they grew back. :lol:
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#102 Post by gill216 » Sat May 01, 2010 12:53 am

At least he shaved them both off- my son only did one. :D
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#103 Post by Biscuit » Sat May 01, 2010 8:12 pm

sometimes adults say the most amazing things -

Lying on the beach and trying hard not to listen in on a dad's conversation with his son (aged about 6-7) i heard the following

Son "I'm frightened about the fish in the sea"
Dad "Remember more people eat fish than fish eat people"
Dad "make sure you stay in the buoys when you go in the water"
Son "other people aren't"
Dad "they are naughty people. There are jet skiers and I know of two cases when a jet ski has taken off someone's head and someone has had to pick up the head by the hair and asked "Whose head is this?"

We couldn't stop laughing - the boy looked terrrified - will certainly be in need of therapy later in life but i am sure he was going to stay int he designated area.
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#104 Post by LAT » Sat May 01, 2010 11:35 pm

What a dreadful thing to say to a small boy :shock: I hope he didn't have nightmares about finding stray heads in the water.
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Re: The things kids say

#105 Post by MBH » Mon May 03, 2010 12:22 am

LOL - Why am I hoping that the next film the pair of them see together is Jaws? :lol:
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#106 Post by LAT » Mon May 03, 2010 11:53 am

MBH wrote:LOL - Why am I hoping that the next film the pair of them see together is Jaws? :lol:
because you have a secret evil streak? ;)
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#107 Post by clvrlad » Mon May 03, 2010 2:49 pm

LAT wrote:
MBH wrote:LOL - Why am I hoping that the next film the pair of them see together is Jaws? :lol:
because you have a secret evil streak? ;)
twins so alike ;-)
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#108 Post by LAT » Mon May 03, 2010 2:53 pm

Yes, I am so relieved that MBH is only my long lost cousin, not my secret twin. :D
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#109 Post by Bunnylump » Mon May 03, 2010 8:56 pm

:lol: He'd have to be your triplet. And then you'd have to be MY triplet too. Now, if that isn't a scary thought, I don't know what is. :lol:
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#110 Post by LAT » Mon May 03, 2010 9:32 pm

:( I'm not that scary am I?
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#111 Post by Bunnylump » Mon May 03, 2010 10:44 pm

No but I AM. :lol:
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#112 Post by LAT » Mon May 03, 2010 10:51 pm

Yeah right. A scary fluffy purple bunny! :lol:
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#113 Post by Bunnylump » Mon May 03, 2010 11:12 pm

All I can say is you didn't see me dressed in 3 jumpers and a Bugs Bunny hat yesterday... :lol:
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#114 Post by LAT » Mon May 03, 2010 11:14 pm

True! :lol:
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#115 Post by Scurra » Mon May 03, 2010 11:19 pm

You mean you don't think she packs one automatically?
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#116 Post by Bunnylump » Mon May 03, 2010 11:28 pm

No, I borrowed it from my friend. But then she does live in Sutton Coldfield, so what do you expect? :lol: (I have lots of stories about her but it wouldn't be fair to put them on here...especially since I'm buying her the next issue of PB and she might get to read this... :lol: )
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Re: The things kids say

#117 Post by Bunnylump » Mon May 31, 2010 9:47 pm

My daughter's just been to Woburn safari park. While she was in the lemur section, she overheard a teenager asking
"These lemurs. Are they the things that are in that Meercat advert?" :roll: :lol: Well, I should have THOUGHT they are probably MEERCATS.... :?

and then in the squirrel monkey bit
child "Mummy, are they rats?"
parent "Don't be silly. They are squirrels". Duh. No, they're MONKEYS. :lol:
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Re: The things kids say

#118 Post by LAT » Mon May 31, 2010 10:00 pm

:lol:
Was she able to resist correcting them?
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#119 Post by Bunnylump » Mon May 31, 2010 10:03 pm

Amazingly, yes. She spends all day correcting stupid kids. I think weekends and holidays she just laughs wisely from a distance... :lol:
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Re: The things kids say

#120 Post by MBH » Tue Jun 01, 2010 12:17 am

:lol: :lol: :lol:

How should we describe these kids???


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