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Re: Clever s*ds - help required please!!

#481 Post by Cenwulf » Sun Sep 12, 2010 9:04 pm

giraffe wrote:Does anyone have any idea what direction I should look in to find the moon? Couldn't find it last night and Lally needs to draw it for her homework!
Currently low in the south-west. It's a crescent in the stars of Scorpius, so it won't get very high from British latitudes.
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#482 Post by giraffe » Sun Sep 12, 2010 9:14 pm

Big trees to the South west! (And no upstairs windows that point in that direction)

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#483 Post by tricia » Wed Sep 29, 2010 2:51 pm

I am trying to copy google map of an area of holland into a document . I am off on holiday and am making a document of interesting places to visit. I have tried to copy the map and make it smaller but have failed miserably.

http://maps.google.co.uk/maps?hl=en&tab ... %20holland

This is the area I was looking at

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#484 Post by MBH » Wed Sep 29, 2010 3:27 pm

Sounds like a job for 'Screen Dump' to me.... I described the technique in :

http://www.puzzlebrains.co.uk/forum/vie ... f=41&t=834

Once you've pasted it into a Word document (or similar) then you can crop and stretch or shrink it using the options on the picture toolbar.

Out of interest - how were you trying to copy the map? I'm hoping Screen Dumping it is more reliable.

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#485 Post by tricia » Wed Sep 29, 2010 3:56 pm

I was trying to copy and paste - I shall try a screen dump

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Ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh I love screen dumps MBH..............................its exactly what I needed , I am now having a great time playing. At least it will fill the gap until the next magazine comes out
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#486 Post by MBH » Wed Sep 29, 2010 9:32 pm

:mrgreen: Glad to be of service :) Screen Dumps have many and varied uses - and getting lumps of MulitMap (my choice of direction finder) is just one of them.

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#487 Post by Bunnylump » Fri Oct 29, 2010 10:46 am

OK I need a clever s*d who's imaginitive as far as kid's costumes go please. My daughter is planning a "showing" assembly (ie one where the parents come in to school to watch and the children all do a little bit.) She's theming it on some of the work they've been doing over the past half term - PHSE topic of understanding consequences of your actions / food chains / habitats ) - PLUS a bit about firework safety (it's being done on November 5th) AND a little play about Divali, which happens to coincide with Firework night. Amazingly, she seems to have managed to get all this in coherently, but is having trouble thinking of a way to make cheap and easy costumes for the kids who are playing Rama and Sita (and Hannuman, the monkey God, I suppose). Any suggestions? :?
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#488 Post by giraffe » Fri Oct 29, 2010 11:14 am

My suggestion would be ask the parents of the children who celebrate divali how they usually represent those figures. She doesn't want to find herself in the same situation as the teacher who named the class teddy bear Mohammed, intending it as a mark of respect and offended everyone. They probably have all the necessary bits at home.

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#489 Post by Scurra » Fri Oct 29, 2010 12:46 pm

Although it was the children who wanted to call the teddy bear Mohammed in that case - which I think makes that story even more outrageous!

But yes, I would have thought asking the parents about "symbols" would be a great way to do it. We've largely lost that in our western culture - it still amazes me that people think that there's no reason to e.g. read the Bible if you aren't religious... The result is that whole swathes of references in other forms of art become meaningless. Ooops, went a bit political there :D
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#490 Post by gill216 » Fri Oct 29, 2010 1:40 pm

Yes, ask the parents is the best idea. My two went to a community school- quite innovative at the time. The only other was in Peterborough.

There were children of all nationalities, vietnamese refugees, chinese, asian west indian's as well as english. The schools aim was to celebrate every childs festivities, thus integrating and explaining all of their customs and beliefs.

Parents were consulted on each occasion and it all worked very well- until we got to the back of December and the english parents weren't consulted and we had an asian Santa Claus. The asian children didn't know what was going on, neither did the english and the rest were totally confused. No reason why Santa shouldn't have a brown face but has anyone ever seen one?

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#491 Post by Bunnylump » Fri Oct 29, 2010 4:19 pm

Well, here's the problem. I think they only have about 2 children from different cultures in that school *(and neither of them are Hindus)- it's a very "white British" sort of area she works in. :roll: Which is why it's all the more commendable that she's so determined to introduce that into her assembly.

*Total change from where SHE went to primary school, where out of the 19 pupils in her class, 10 of them were Muslims. It's a real shame - she was pretty friendly with them then, but ALL the girls have been married for at least 4 years, and most of them have at least 2 children, so she's lost touch with them all.

I'm assuming we don't have any Hindus on here? Pity. :( I wish I knew more about different cultures. I'm learning at work (because I have to go into RE lessons sometimes) which is actually brilliant. When I was at school they just droned on about the bible interminably. When the kids were at primary school I went to help as a parent on a trip to the Hare Krishna Temple near Aldenham (Bhaktivedanta Manor , which was donated by George Harrison). It was both beautiful and fascinating. The children got to have a ride on an Ox cart, saw some traditional dancing in full costume right up close, and were fed with traditional vegetarian Indian food that the "monks" ate. They were allowed to look at all the various shrines and icons. If anyone ever gets a chance to go I'd thoroughly recommend it. I could have stayed for days just soaking up the calm, tranquil atmosphere there!! :D
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#492 Post by LAT » Fri Oct 29, 2010 6:08 pm

Calm and tranquil on a children's school trip :shock: What well behaved kids they must have been! :D

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#493 Post by Bunnylump » Fri Oct 29, 2010 6:11 pm

Kids? What kids? OH you mean those little beggars I was supposed to be keeping an eye on?? :lol: :lol:
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#494 Post by MBH » Sat Oct 30, 2010 10:43 am

I may as well put this HERE - not looking for help, but just so you know..... I lost my internet connection at home last night. So total, and so immediate that I'm suspecting something physical (like the phone line falling off the wall).

Didn't get a chance to do anything sensible like seeing if we still have phone connection - but I'll be looking at it and calling my ISP and possibly BT later.

If I'm not around - that's why :)

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#495 Post by LAT » Sat Oct 30, 2010 1:58 pm

I heard on the news that large parts of northern England plus Northern Ireland and up to Edinburgh lost internet yesterday evening. But it should be fixed now.

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#496 Post by MBH » Sat Oct 30, 2010 6:22 pm

That's exactly what it was - I heard the news on the car radio after I'd posted the message :roll: Glad I didn't need to do anything more than switch on at home :)

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#497 Post by LAT » Sat Oct 30, 2010 6:36 pm

Yes, always a relief to find a problem is out of your hands and down to someone else to sort out, isn't it? :D

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#498 Post by Bunnylump » Sun Oct 31, 2010 12:21 am

Bro - your internet problems seem to have graduated down to me now. :x I haven't been able to get on all evening... :roll:
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#499 Post by MBH » Sun Oct 31, 2010 12:26 am

i think they need to feed the hamsters that run around in the wheels that power the servers a bit more :roll: At leat you're here now ;)

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#500 Post by Bunnylump » Sun Oct 31, 2010 12:32 am

It felt a bit like having my arm removed... :lol: I'm SO sad, aren't I? :lol:
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