Today I've mostly bin...

[LAT]

Suddenly, everybody seems to be talking in a foreign language!

[clvrlad]

im assuming
HLTA=higher level teaching assistant
CTLLS=Certificate in Teaching in the Lifelong Learning Sector
DTLLS=Diploma in Teaching in the Lifelong Learning Sector
dont you love google

[gill216]

Printing labels, stuffing envelopes and sticking stamps.........................................

[LAT]

[eirian]

whee! I hope, Gill, that that is a sign for us to watch our letter boxes later this week!
(not that I'll have any more time to do any more of the puzzles next issue than I have this, but hey, it doesn't stop me loving the arrival of the mag!)

[gill216]

Yes Eirian, Postman Pat took them on the first leg of their journey at lunchtime today.

[Bunnylump]

licking stamps

Do you just do that bit for fun?? They're self adhesive these days I thought... Still, everyone to their own. We'll all look forward to receiving a sample of your spit in the next few days then...

[gill216]

Trust you to spot that!!!!

Actually it was the envelopes- I bought the wrong kind. At least I didnt have all the peel off bits to pick up off the floor this time.

[Bunnylump]

Yuk. Licking all those envelopes I'm surprised your tongue isn't attached permanently to the roof of your mouth!! (Or was that Scurra's secret plan??)

[gill216]

And you cant read - I said sticking stamps - unless you've edited my original post.

Or maybe Scurra is having a bit of fun with you?

[Bunnylump]

He'd better not be, because otherwise I'll flick his ear on Saturday... Oh, and I have a dangerous weapon which could be wielded by another party if he isn't careful.

(Yes, I know this doesn't make sense to anyone just yet, but it will soon.)

[LAT]

Is it sparkly?

(or edible?)

[Bunnylump]

Sparkly.

[LAT]

A sparkly weapon! How exciting!

[Bunnylump]

You have NO IDEA how exciting it is.

Get your mind OUT of that gutter immediately, you boys!!

[LAT]

I'm not going to be able to sleep at all now for the next 4 nights.

[Bunnylump]

I will. Because I still have the comforting furry part of the prize to keep me company.

[LAT]

If that's the edible bit it sounds as though it might be a tad mouldy.

[Bunnylump]

No, the edible bit isn't furry. There is a sparkly bit, an edible bit, and a furry bit.

[Scurra]

I'm not going to be able to sleep at all now for the next 4 nights.

The really disturbing part is - neither am I. But for entirely different reasons.