Help with titles please

[Bunnylump]

I've just been speaking to my son again. He has another poster to do, once again giving information on conservation issues. Last time I asked you all came up with some brilliant ideas, so I thought I'd push my luck and ask again. He needs a snappy and /or witty title on the subject of GREEN TURTLES. The poster is giving information on how the length of the CARAPACE (shell) relates to the CLUTCH SIZE (number of eggs), and about the turtles' SITE FIDELITY (i.e.how often they return to the same beach/ same place on the beach to lay their eggs).


...and sadly, SEX ON THE BEACH has already been used!!

Any suggestions, folks?? I'll put this "over there" too, just in case the fish have caused a mass defection!!

[Cenwulf]

Many Happy Returns of the Lay

... which has been posted in the thread on the Other Place as well.

[Bunnylump]

Oh yes, I like that one!! Thanks very much - I'll post it on!