Am I normal?

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#1 Post by **Redfraggle** » Mon May 16, 2011 9:11 pm

I've been thinking Im a bit abnormal lately (more so than usual). Have tried to clean my teeth with Ivan's showergel. Can't sleep. Talking like a washing machine and dreaming that Ive turned up for my wedding on the wrong day.

Am I stressed?

#2 Post by **Bunnylump** » Mon May 16, 2011 9:14 pm

Well, if you're not stressed then you're not normal. Go and get yourself a glass of wine immediately.

#3 Post by **LAT** » Mon May 16, 2011 9:15 pm

Probably!

How do you talk like a washing machine?

#4 Post by **Redfraggle** » Mon May 16, 2011 9:17 pm

I make the swishing sound of the machine but it's all a jumble.

Im not going to drink until the wedding day. We're going to have a glass of bubbly on the morning

#5 Post by **giraffe** » Mon May 16, 2011 9:19 pm

What are you stressed about? Not the wedding I hope. Remember the only people there, are there to wish you well. They won't care if something isn't quite as you plannned it. Just enjoy it.

#6 Post by **LAT** » Mon May 16, 2011 9:20 pm

You do realise that if you suddenly drink after not having done so for a while you will notice the effects rather more quickly don't you!

But as giraffe says - relax and enjoy it all!

#7 Post by **Redfraggle** » Mon May 16, 2011 9:23 pm

It's the whole idea of everyone looking at me.

Im loud in every other aspect apart from that.

Ivan bought 3 big bottles of champagne so I think I will drink some before we go. Gill will join me!

#8 Post by **giraffe** » Mon May 16, 2011 9:27 pm

I hate people looking at me, but on my wedding day I just decided there was nothing to worry about. If you trip over and rip the back off your dress they aren't going to laugh, they'll all be running forward with safety pins. It's not like they are random people who don't like you!

#9 Post by **Redfraggle** » Mon May 16, 2011 9:28 pm

Well we have Carmen who would probably say 'Ha Ha' and she has learned to swear from her dad. She says 'pith off' with her lisp.

#10 Post by **giraffe** » Mon May 16, 2011 9:31 pm

But she won't think any less of you.

#11 Post by **Bunnylump** » Mon May 16, 2011 9:35 pm

Ach, what's the worst that can happen? Thunderstorm, traffic jams, wedding venue burns down, Ivan has to have an emergency foot transplant...

nothing will change the fact that everyone will just want to wish you lots of love and happiness.

And come on, it's not like you look like the back end of a bus, is it? Have a bit of confidence and CHILL OUT.

#12 Post by **Redfraggle** » Mon May 16, 2011 9:37 pm

True! She's actually a sweetheart and Im looking forward to seeing her in her little dress.

I'll maybe need a foot transplant. The castle we're having our pics in could fall into the sea. I could faint. I might forget to wear knickers.It'll be an adventure whatever happens

#13 Post by **Bunnylump** » Mon May 16, 2011 9:46 pm

The possibilities are endless! We will require full photographic evidence, of course. Well, possibly apart from the lack of knickers.

#14 Post by **Redfraggle** » Mon May 16, 2011 9:50 pm

Oh yes, there's no way im mooning in a pic.

Carmen has just came in for a visit. She's following Ivan all round the house and he's talking to someone on the phone

#15 Post by **giraffe** » Mon May 16, 2011 9:56 pm

I'm sure she's so cute no one will be looking at you.

#16 Post by **BassBloke** » Mon May 16, 2011 10:12 pm

Redfraggle wrote:Im not going to drink until the wedding day. We're going to have a glass of bubbly on the morning

No No NO No NO No No No

Keep drinking. I'ts the only thing that keeps sane people sane.

BB.

#17 Post by **gill216** » Mon May 16, 2011 11:30 pm

We will get a photo of our fraggle mooning if she's not drinking until wedding morning. I will make sure of that

Cant see the groom lasting that long though.

Ivan- love you too

Can you remember?

#18 Post by **Redfraggle** » Wed May 18, 2011 12:13 pm

Yes, Gill he says he remembers

A teacher in school has offered to give me dance lessons!

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