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I think this sums it all up...

#1 Post by Bunnylump » Fri May 20, 2011 3:28 pm

Strep just sent me this, and I thought it deserved a wider audience... :lol:

Do you have feelings of inadequacy?
Do you suffer from shyness?
Do you sometimes wish you were more assertive?

If you answered yes to any of these questions, ask your doctor or pharmacist about Cabernet Sauvignon.

Cabernet Sauvignon is the safe, natural way to feel better and more confident about yourself and your actions. It can help ease you out of your shyness and let you tell the world that you're ready and willing to do just about anything.

You will notice the benefits of Cabernet Sauvignon almost immediately and, with a regimen of regular doses, you can overcome any obstacles that prevent you from living the life you want to live.

Shyness and awkwardness will be a thing of the past and you will discover many talents you never knew you had.

Stop hiding and start living.

Cabernet Sauvignon may not be right for everyone. Women who are pregnant or nursing should not use it. However, women who wouldn't mind nursing or becoming pregnant are encouraged to try it

Side effects may include:
dizziness, nausea, vomiting, incarceration, loss of motor control, loss of clothing, loss of money, loss of virginity, delusions of grandeur, table dancing, headache, dehydration, dry mouth, and a desire to sing Karaoke and play all-night rounds of Strip Poker, Truth Or Dare, and Naked Twister.

WARNINGS:

* The consumption of Cabernet Sauvignon may make you think you are whispering when you are not.

* The consumption of Cabernet Sauvignon may cause you to tell your friends over and over again that you love them.

* The consumption of Cabernet Sauvignon may cause you to think you can sing.

* The consumption of Cabernet Sauvignon may make you think you can converse enthusiastically with members of the opposite sex without spitting

* The consumption of Cabernet Sauvignon may create the illusion that you are tougher, smarter, faster and better looking than most people.

Please feel free to share this important information with as many women as you feel may benefit!

Now just imagine what you could achieve with a good Shiraz ..............
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#2 Post by Redfraggle » Fri May 20, 2011 4:39 pm

Oh this truly works! I've tried it :mrgreen:

But there's a side effect missing: it turns you into a ragdoll and you have to be carried and then dumped unceremoniously into bed :mrgreen:

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#3 Post by eirian » Fri May 20, 2011 8:22 pm

ah, that's what I was doing right this evening!
(sometimes I'm *really* glad I live at the end of the tram line so don't have to worry about missing my stop!)

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#4 Post by chazzie » Fri May 20, 2011 8:36 pm

what being dumped unceremoniously into bed :?: :lol:

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#5 Post by eirian » Fri May 20, 2011 8:40 pm

not yet, but I have hopes! :lol:

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#6 Post by tricia » Fri May 20, 2011 9:04 pm

I am partaking of sauvingon but not cabernet but it is having the same effect of calming me down- we are expecting my cousin and his wife - the are stopping off from their holiday in kirkwall to Sussex. Trouble is it is raining - it always rains when he visits and he always moans about it! HELP!..................................................

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#7 Post by strep98 » Fri May 20, 2011 9:24 pm

Chin up use the wine on him and he may forget how to moan.
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#8 Post by Redfraggle » Sat May 21, 2011 10:16 am

Love it Eirian, love it :lol:

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#9 Post by kathlyn » Sat May 21, 2011 3:26 pm

That was just what I needed a good laugh, thanks bunny & pbers :)
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#10 Post by Cenwulf » Sun May 22, 2011 9:14 pm

tricia wrote:it always rains when he visits and he always moans about it!
Just tell him it was lovely weather until he arrived, so he must have brought the rain with him.
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#11 Post by tricia » Mon May 23, 2011 7:12 am

strep98 wrote:Chin up use the wine on him and he may forget how to moan.

:o :D The wine worked and the someone upstairs took pity on us - when we went to loch lomond the clouds parted and the sun shone so he could finish his video. also the weather in Shetland and Orkney had been good. It was a great weekend - a great deal of laughter.

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#12 Post by Bunnylump » Mon May 23, 2011 8:04 am

Phew! :D
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#13 Post by Wulfruna » Mon May 23, 2011 5:24 pm

tricia wrote: the weather in Shetland and Orkney had been good.
Unfortunately, all the weather warnings are out today for Scotland :o .
Hope you survive the winds that are forecast!
It takes a lot to stop MacBraynes ferries :shock:

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#14 Post by tricia » Mon May 23, 2011 7:16 pm

Its scary windy out there - drove home and numerous trees down and the road is littered with branches of trees. The rest and be thankful road is threatened with a landslip. So far the Erskine Bridge is open

Dont think my new bird feeder is going to survive for too long -

Winds are due to abate about 11pm.


But am inside now looking out on a wild night.

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#15 Post by MBH » Mon May 23, 2011 10:01 pm

Wind has been nasty down as far as Sunderland. More on the 'Today' thread. :(

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