Why did the liar stay indoors?
So he wouldn't be found out.
What's as big as an elephant but weighs nothing?
An elephant's shadow.
What did the snake do when she got a cold?
She adder viper nose.
What do giraffes have that no other animal has?
Baby giraffes.
How can you drop an egg above a marble floor so it falls five feet without breaking?
Drop it from six feet off the floor.
What noise does a sunrise make?
The crack of dawn.
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Cenwulf
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Unfortunately, the number of ways of doing something wrong far exceed the number of ways of doing it right. G. Kasparov
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Bunnylump
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Loving these. 
I will pass them on again tonight when my son wakes up. 
He went to work with D all day and had to get up at 7am. He's gone back to bed!! 
I will pass them on again tonight when my son wakes up. He went to work with D all day and had to get up at 7am. He's gone back to bed!! You're only given a little spark of madness. You mustn't lose it.
“Tomorrow is always fresh, with no mistakes in it yet.”
“Tomorrow is always fresh, with no mistakes in it yet.”
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No stamina these youngsters 
We don't stop laughing because we grow old, we grow old because we stop laughing!
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I like the giraffes one - very apt on this forum 
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