The things kids say

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#261 Post by **LAT** » Thu Nov 24, 2011 5:52 pm

Cook the stuffing and bacon rolls separately then he doesn't need to eat them?

#262 Post by **gill216** » Thu Nov 24, 2011 5:57 pm

Thats easy. Hack a leg off the turkey and cook it separately. Stuff the rest of it and cook the bacon rolls around it. Make sure his leg (or breast) is above the rest of it in the oven so nothing drips onto his portion. I got some tips from son's ex who was a veggie who didn't like vegetables or salad. Try cooking for that one.

#263 Post by **Scurra** » Thu Nov 24, 2011 6:00 pm

gill216 wrote:was a veggie who didn't like vegetables or salad. Try cooking for that one.

Yeah, that's one of the reasons I'm not a veggie. Just don't like rabbit food. (Well, that, and the fact that I couldn't give up bacon sandwiches...

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#264 Post by **Bunnylump** » Thu Nov 24, 2011 6:19 pm

And what is wrong with rabbit food, may I ask?

It's kept me alive for long enough...

#265 Post by **chazzie** » Thu Nov 24, 2011 8:39 pm

But has turned you a funny shade!!!

#266 Post by **Bunnylump** » Thu Nov 24, 2011 8:41 pm

Purple is the ONLY colour for a rabbit. Didn't you know that?

#267 Post by **MBH** » Tue Dec 13, 2011 12:56 pm

I don't know if this has been shown before but it's in total contrast with the title of this thread.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vPPoLauVX94

Now I'M no great shakes at Geography - but.......

#268 Post by **Bunnylump** » Tue Dec 13, 2011 7:26 pm

Terrifying.

Mind you, the bigoted host wasn't much better. "Hungary as in Hungry"!!!

And as for "Women just want to hear what they think in a deeper voice"

I bet he was for it when he got home...

#269 Post by **Bunnylump** » Wed Feb 01, 2012 4:31 pm

Today's classic comment.

Alfie: "Miss, someone told me that Coca Cola used to have cocaine in it - is that true?"

Me: "Yes, Alfie, I believe that was the case. But it isn't in it any more."

Alfie: "So is does that mean that Coco Pops have cocaine in them as well? I had them for breakfast!"

#270 Post by **LAT** » Wed Feb 01, 2012 5:03 pm

ever hopeful I suppose!

#271 Post by **Laura** » Sun Feb 05, 2012 10:02 pm

Out playing in the snow today with Roo (previously known as Bun). We managed to relight the little bonfire they had going yesterday.

'Fire,' he says.
'Yes'.
'Hot,' he adds. Very knowledgeable one-year-old.
'Yes'.
'Happy Birthday to you!' he sings to the campfire.
'Ffufff!' He tries to blow it out.
'Hurray!!!' He claps.

How do you explain to a one-year-old that a campfire is not the same as birthday candles??? It's all just a question of scale I suppose!

#272 Post by **Bunnylump** » Sun Feb 05, 2012 10:12 pm

Bless him! There is a posh term for that, I can't remember what it is now. Basically little people learn by their experiences, then try to rationalise their world by pigeonholing things together which are broadly similar. So for example, babies tend to call all birds "duck" because that's the thing they know. It's the same with physical things, like flames or types of food. Having said that, sometimes they get confused - for example, my nephew was absolutely convinced that an "elephant" was called an "omelette".

Anyway, the bonfire might be like a birthday candle if you were the BFG...

#273 Post by **clvrlad** » Mon Feb 06, 2012 11:54 am

there's me thinking he just wants more presents

#274 Post by **gill216** » Tue Feb 21, 2012 2:36 pm

My grandsons paternal great grandfather has been ill for a while but last week the end became inevitible.
Mum prepared Daniel and told him Pops would be going to heaven soon just like his fish & cat had done.

"That means I won't be able to see him any more won't it?"
10 minutes thinking time." Everyone has to go to heaven one day don't they?"
Another 10 mins thinking time
"Mum, when will grandma have to go to heaven?" (Me)
"Hopefully not for a long time yet" says mum "but people do have accidents and have to go to heaven a little bit soon"
Another 10 mins.
"Mum, can I ring grandma?"

And the conversation went like this.

"Grandma, if you have to go to heaven like Pops, will you give mummy enough money to pay for my Binweevils before you go"

Grandma pays his subscription every month!!!!

#275 Post by **Scurra** » Tue Feb 21, 2012 2:40 pm

He's got his priorities right.

#276 Post by **Bunnylump** » Tue Feb 21, 2012 7:11 pm

Oh, that's classic!!

I had to laugh at work. One of my colleagues' daughters has just acquired a new boyfriend (who is in year 10). My colleague asked him what he was doing at college (he's one of those students who spends part of the time at school and one day a week at college). He apparently replied "Well...I'm doing carpentry. But I don't like it much. It doesn't seem to have anything do do with making carpets, which is what I THOUGHT I had applied for..."

I don't think he's the sharpest tool in the box...

#277 Post by **LAT** » Tue Feb 21, 2012 7:28 pm

Oh both of those are classic!

Am I allowed to ask what Binweevils are?

#278 Post by **tricia** » Tue Feb 21, 2012 7:33 pm

Those made me laugh

thankyou
Tricia

#279 Post by **clvrlad** » Tue Feb 21, 2012 10:46 pm

LAT wrote:Oh both of those are classic!

Am I allowed to ask what Binweevils are?

http://www.binweevils.com/

i assume

#280 Post by **maisie ladybird** » Wed Feb 22, 2012 8:28 am

Here's a conversation I've just had with my youngest daughter. We were looking out the window waving off my eldest daughter to school.

Me: Look, it's windy out there
Ruby: Where?
Me: Out there.
R: Well, I can't see!
A few seconds later...
R: What colour hair's she got?
Me: Who?
R: Windy.

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