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Bunnylump
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It's official! I don't exist!!

#1 Post by Bunnylump » Mon Oct 06, 2008 11:17 pm

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Can you please tell me why I'm not there? Also, why does it tell me that there are people online on the front page, and not inside here? Are they just doing puzzles?
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Re: It's official! I don't exist!!

#2 Post by Scurra » Mon Oct 06, 2008 11:41 pm

Bunnylump wrote:Can you please tell me why I'm not there?
Well, since you don't exist, I don't have to answer that. I understand that the system only updates every so often (it claims every five minutes, but I don't believe it.)
Also, why does it tell me that there are people online on the front page, and not inside here? Are they just doing puzzles?
Well, you can arrive at the front page and not come into the forum, or vice versa (although that it slightly trickier as I tried to stop people from doing that. In addition, the other system checks who is online even less frequently than the forum (it's not nearly as important!) so sometimes it will list people a long time after they have logged off.

I don't really want to mess with either of those systems in case something goes horribly wrong :D
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Re: It's official! I don't exist!!

#3 Post by Bunnylump » Tue Oct 07, 2008 12:35 am

Fairy Nuff.I just wondered! :) I thought I may be being ignored since I started the food fight! :lol:
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Re: It's official! I don't exist!!

#4 Post by clvrlad » Sat Mar 21, 2009 4:34 pm

Bunnylump wrote:Fairy Nuff.I just wondered! :) I thought I may be being ignored since I started the food fight! :lol:

as if we could.... i mean would ignor you :-P
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Re: It's official! I don't exist!!

#5 Post by Bunnylump » Sat Mar 21, 2009 4:40 pm

Impossible. I'm like a bad penny.
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Re: It's official! I don't exist!!

#6 Post by clvrlad » Sat Mar 21, 2009 5:01 pm

is that penelope pitstop with attitude :-)
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Re: It's official! I don't exist!!

#7 Post by Bunnylump » Sat Mar 21, 2009 5:18 pm

:lol: :lol:
You're only given a little spark of madness. You mustn't lose it.

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