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#61 Post by **Bunnylump** » Sat Jun 20, 2009 9:59 pm

Oh yes, I forgot that. What do we have to discuss to frighten off the men then??

#62 Post by **gill216** » Sat Jun 20, 2009 10:02 pm

I can think of one particular topic that would come under the heading of gynae..................

#63 Post by **SparkOut** » Sat Jun 20, 2009 10:28 pm

Hahahahahahahahahahaha!
I know someone for whom that will hold no fear. (Well, not the subject matter. The subject of the subject matter gives cause for concern on occasions.)

#64 Post by **Bunnylump** » Sat Jun 20, 2009 10:36 pm

No, we need to talk about the male equivalent. I don't know what it's called, but I hear that if you threaten a man with a fish hook, a rubber apron and some white wellies, they run away screaming.

#65 Post by **Scurra** » Sat Jun 20, 2009 10:45 pm

Not necessarily. You might have been inviting us to go angling with you?

Incidentally, have you ever noticed that men can't even keep out of that area...
Shouldn't they be called "gal-naecology" and "her-sterectomy" for balance?

#66 Post by **Bunnylump** » Sat Jun 20, 2009 10:53 pm

Oh very good.

Mind, only you would consider going angling in white wellies and a rubber apron. I do worry about you, you know.

#67 Post by **Scurra** » Sat Jun 20, 2009 10:56 pm

Standing around in the middle of a river usually involves wellies and waterproofs. A rubber apron sounds pretty waterproof to me...

#68 Post by **gill216** » Sat Jun 20, 2009 10:58 pm

Never mind the title of the thread " What to wear" what do we have to talk about that doesn't reduce us all to tears of laughter? Well done gents.

#69 Post by **SparkOut** » Sun Jun 21, 2009 10:40 am

I'd just like to say... whatever it says at the top of the thread, and whatever crops up in between...
Thanks. The people who know what I mean will know what I mean.

#70 Post by **MBH** » Tue Jun 23, 2009 10:31 am

Bunnylump wrote:Boobs and rear too big compared to size of waist means NOTHING fits anywhere, 34" legs make all trousers too short

Now you know why the guys browse all threads - for descriptions like THAT ^^^^^^

#71 Post by **Bunnylump** » Tue Jun 23, 2009 8:18 pm

I wish...

#72 Post by **clvrlad** » Tue Jun 23, 2009 11:09 pm

hmmmmm chocolate.... err what were we talking about again?

#73 Post by **Bunnylump** » Fri Jun 26, 2009 9:15 pm

I've been invited to a party on Sunday which has a SEA theme. Obviously my body is far to tragic to expose in any way (shorts or swimsuits etc DEFINITELY out of the question), and I'm stuck for an idea of what to wear. It has to be reasonably cheap and no complicated sewing to do. Anyone got any ideas?

(I've been sitting here trying to make a paper necklace out of pictures of seahorses shells and starfish and it looks rubbish.) My son suggested wearing blue and green and spraying my hair either white or silver and styling it into a wave. But I'm not sure where I'd get anything like that or if my hair would behave (unlikely I would think.)

Many many many years ago I won first prize in a fancy dress party when I went as a mermaid. I made a complete shiny tail and wore 2 actual scallop shells over a certain part of my anatomy stuck on with double sided sellotape. I still can't quite believe I actually had the nerve to go out like that!! (That's REALLY not going to happen this Sunday. Apart from anything else I'd probably need loggerback turtle shells now.)

#74 Post by **Laura** » Fri Jun 26, 2009 9:21 pm

what about dressing as a pirate or a sailor?

#75 Post by **giraffe** » Fri Jun 26, 2009 9:40 pm

I was going to suggest a sailor, but pirate sounds more fun!

#76 Post by **Bunnylump** » Fri Jun 26, 2009 9:43 pm

Could do...that's an idea. Maybe I could raid David's t shirt drawer for a stripy t shirt* and go for a neckerchief or something. Hmmm
*I can only contemplate this because he's away for the weekend!

Mind you it probably wouldn't fit. Suppose I could grit my teeth, ignore my principles and go to Primark...

#77 Post by **giraffe** » Fri Jun 26, 2009 9:54 pm

Scafr on head and eye patch and elaborate eyeliner moustache and beard.

#78 Post by **Bunnylump** » Fri Jun 26, 2009 11:03 pm

Why would I need that? I've got my own beard!

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not really.

Probably will do in another 30 years though.

#79 Post by **MBH** » Sat Jun 27, 2009 12:10 am

Bunnylump wrote:Obviously my body is far to tragic to expose in any way....

Many many many years ago I won first prize in a fancy dress party when I went as a mermaid. I made a complete shiny tail and wore 2 actual scallop shells over a certain part of my anatomy stuck on with double sided sellotape............

Apart from anything else I'd probably need loggerback turtle shells now.)

Three statements that I all think we agree require photographic evidence

How about an all brown outfit, and a green hat with a seagull on it - Yes!!! Go as a CLIFF

#80 Post by **Bunnylump** » Sat Jun 27, 2009 12:18 am

Three statements that I all think we agree require photographic evidence

Oh, I don't think so. I don't want to scare all of Scurra and Gill's clients away!!

Liking the idea of the cliff. But the seagull might be tricky...

I could go as untreated sewage...

... or how about an inflatable hippo? I'd be good at that.
I've rifled through all the boys' clothes. No stripy t shirts.

So now I'm working on a kind of fish tail constructed from a Sainsbury's cool bag (the blue shiny water droplet ones). I'm nothing if not resourceful...

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