Ah, thanks for trying anyway!!
HEY EXCELLENT NEWS!! I just heard from my friend Brian (another one!) and he's managed to get my computer going!!!YIPPEEEEEEEE!!

The really funny thing was he said he'd found a massive computer bug in it. Only not the normal kind, a REAL bug, about an inch long!!

I'm shortly off to take him and Janet out for an Indian meal by way of a thankyou.

I should be able to see whatever it is on you tube soon!!
(See, Scurra, this could have been you having an Indian tonight if you'd let me bring you a wheelbarrow full of broken computers to you in London the other month like I threatened...
He said something about not minding looking at friends' computers, but he didn't do things like that for his Nemesis...

But I know he loves me really...

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